Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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