Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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