90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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