You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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