oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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