I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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