My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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