conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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