My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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