Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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