Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who died my cat blue again?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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