i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
