Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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