Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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