ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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