You work out of a Hotel?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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