We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Randomize
