Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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