you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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