what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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