I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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