Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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