Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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