I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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