Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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