Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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