I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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