Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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