He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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