question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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