Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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