i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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