Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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