We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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