even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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