How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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