Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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