I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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