Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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