Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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