forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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