Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
