Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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