I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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