I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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