i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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