He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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