question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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