his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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