me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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