I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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